Monday, December 16, 2013

Funny sayings to brighten your Monday

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.. - W. C. Fields

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Don't worry about avoiding temptation.  As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty.. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.. - Phyllis Diller

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.   - Billy Crystal

 And the cardiologist's diet: -  If it tastes good spit it out. 

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