Fantasy, Facts, Fun: Table Time

As most of you know, I have seven children. Because I'm outnumbered, I often have to police more than play, but we get our play in there too.

Eating together is very important to me. It's a time to chat (No TV or cellphones) and be together as a family. Occasionally, my children are wildly funny--whether they mean to be or not.

One of the things we love to do at the table during dinner is tell jokes. So recently my 7 year-olds and I decided to come up with some jokes to tell daddy at dinner time.

I decided they were so awesome, I'd share them with you.

These are inspired by 7 year olds and fine-tuned by me.


What did the master chef say to the wood?
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You're chopped!

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What did the brick say to the other brick?
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Lego me!

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What did the fries say to the hamburger?
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Pleasure to meat you!
(This was originally, what did the farmer say to the cow, but it seemed kinda brutal to me)

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What did the lollipop say to the lollipop?
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Stick by me.

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What did the wall clock say to the digital clock?
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Will you give me a hand?
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Yes, I know. They're geniuses. Feel free to share. : )

Have you heard any good jokes lately? (They don't have to be kid friendly. None of my kids actually read my blog. : ) )